Kale Chips
Kale Chips
Kale Chips
Kale Chips
Kale Chips
Kale Chips

Kale Chips

Regular price $110 Sale

This green and white detox onesie will clear away any ghosts from a Burning Man past. The turmeric-ginger infusions make it perfect for adults looking to revitalize their youth one wiggle at a time. Get down in child’s pose with the slouchy hood up. Pair these leafy greens with colorful accessories to let all your chakras shine.  For extra sugar-free sweetness, look for the pee zipper down under.

Both models are wearing Medium
Male model is 6'0
Female model is 5'2"

The onesies stretch horizontally, up to 60% wider than their resting form. Some people prefer sizing up one or even two sizes larger than their measurements for a loose, loungey feel, which works well in desert-like conditions. 

Size Belt Inseam Chest
L 34" 20.5" 40"
M 31" 19.5" 34"
S 28" 19" 32"
XS 27" 18" 30"

 

Returns

We sincerely hope you love your peculiar purchase. Sometimes you need to try on a garment in person to see how it looks on your body. To ensure your happiness, we offer a 2-week refund policy, assuming the return meets the following conditions:

  1. Start by filling out a Return Form. It lets us know we should expect a package from you.
  2. After receiving a confirmation email, mail the onesie to the instructed address. Peculiar Colors does not cover the cost of returns unless the item(s) received are faulty or not as ordered. In this instance, Peculiar Colors will reimburse the postage cost, assuming a standard non-overnight shipping option is used. Items lost in the mail without a tracking number will not be refunded.
  3. All item(s), faulty or not, must be returned within 14-days of receipt of the goods.
  4. Goods must be in original condition, with all tags still intact. Items soiled with makeup, dirt, dust, food, tanning products, misdirected pee etc. will not be refunded.

Faulty items include:

  1. Manufacturing defects
  2. Goods that have been wrongly described
  3. Goods that are different than what was ordered